Gifts for Scrooges: Fun + Function

Q. "I'm just getting my business going, after beingdog bed in each room and Keesha never, ever
last off last year. So the lasthing I want is a sillytries to sit on the furniture.DO send coffee for
twenty-dollar jokegift. A year ago, it would havecaffeine fiends, wine for connoisseurs and Florida
been great. Now all I can think is, 'I could use afruit baskets for the healthy-minded. My Seattle
couple of twenty-dollar-bills right now.'" Signed:friends sent fresh-roasted beans one year.
New ScroogeA. Many of us have friends who areMmm!DO respect boundaries. Some people want
cutting back rather than racing forward. Someto be alone on holidays, especially if they're single,
may be stressed out by cash flow crunches of anewly moved or mourning a loss. Keep it low-key:
new business. Others have experienced personal"If you don't want to come for dinner, come by
losses. If they're feeling scroogier than ever, wefor coffee afterward-- if you feel like it. Don't
can understand.You don't have to limit your giftsbring a present. Do bring the dog."And I'll share a
to socks and underwear (although a good friendsecret. Just about every single person I know
may welcome woolly socks from Eddie Bauer orwelcomes a take-home serving of holiday dinner.
a treat from Victoria's Secret). So, by request,We always pretend it's for the cat. See my article
here are tips on combining fun and function foron "being single on holidays."And what if you're the
the holiday season.DON'T send a free e-card!one who's cutting back? Maybe this is a tough
Many of those sites collect email addresses foryear and you're not feeling much holiday spirit.
their own nefarious uses.DO send gift certificates:Maybe you lost a friend or family member,
for a restaurant -- even a pizza delivery servicetemporarily or permanently. Or you're getting
for amazon.com, and other online boutiques for anover the flu.There are no easy bromides. Some
office supply house -- Staples, Kinkos,people create their own rituals. Some find comfort
OfficeMaxTip: A friend is moving? Send her a giftin the old rituals they know so well. Do as much
certificate for a store or restaurant in her newas you can, comfortably. Whenever I say, "I just
city. Send a season ticket for theatre, ballet,don't feel like it this year," I usually wish I had --
symphony or basketball -- get him out of theone year later.One tip: Write down your
house! (from my book, Making the Big Move)DOexperiences, feelings and wishes. Hide your writing
send gifts for pets. Catnip, pet beds, and giftfor at least six months. A year from now the
certificates for grooming all work well. I have oneworld will look very, very different.