| Are you sick of getting the same old birthday | | | | pedestrians. It’s incredibly loud and is sure to |
| gifts for your friends and family? I mean how | | | | scare the crap out of anyone. Just be aware that |
| many times can you buy your dad a gift | | | | this may be illegal in your state, so check on that |
| certificate to Starbucks? Why not be a little more | | | | beforehand. |
| creative with your choices. Even if it isn’t the | | | | 3. A cheeseburger phone. It’s both hilariously |
| present of their dreams, it’ll be worth seeing | | | | retro and entirely functional. It was also seen in |
| the confused, shocked look on their face when | | | | that Juno movie. The birthday boy or girl might |
| they open it up right? Well I’ve come up with | | | | not actually use this present, but it’s sure to |
| a list of silly birthday gifts that are great for just | | | | put a smile on their face temporarily. |
| about anyone. | | | | 4. A star. In case you haven’t heard, the |
| 1. A harvest your own pearl kit. As far as gifts | | | | universe is for sale. You can buy someone their |
| go, this one is pretty cheap at about $13 and | | | | very own star. They won’t actually get to |
| it’s incredibly strange. Inside the box you’ll | | | | hold it or anything, but they will get their very |
| find a real oyster that has been preserved in a | | | | own personalized colored parchment certificate |
| special liquid. The kit also comes with a necklace | | | | stating the stars name, along with its coordinates. |
| that is just waiting for a nice lovely pearl to | | | | Assuming they have a telescope, they’ll be |
| complete it. You also get a plastic tool that you | | | | able to have look come nightfall. |
| will have to use in order to pry open the oyster. | | | | Be a little creative and silly next time you have to |
| In all honestly, the whole ordeal is quite disgusting, | | | | go out and purchase a birthday gift. It’ll make |
| but once you get the oyster open, there will be a | | | | the process a little more bearable. Who likes |
| beautiful, real pearl. Pretty great right? | | | | spending hours at the mall searching for the |
| 2. A train horn. This will be great for anyone who | | | | perfect gift? Well there really is not perfect gift, |
| owns a car. It can be installed into their vehicle | | | | so just have some fun with it. If the birthday boy |
| and used to play pranks on unsuspecting | | | | or girl doesn’t like it, too bad. |