Impress everybody with your gifts


The Worst Gifts for Men

"Your boyfriend is about to celebrate hisyou a forced smile if you give them a pink
special day and you want the birthday giftsweater  as  a  gift.
for the man in your life to reflect just how
special he is to you. Luckily, most men are-  A  Celine  Dion  Greatest  Hits  CD
quite easy to please and would be happy to
receive just about anything from you--Don't even think of saying "but Celine Dion
anything  but  these  things,  that  is:sang 'My Heart Will Go On". You may think
that Celine Dion was an angel sent by God to
-  Scrapbookthe earth to bless us with her voice, but the
Canadian singer's music is just not the kind
Women love scrapbooks because they areyou would find in a man's iPod play list (and
sentimental, frilly and nostalgic-the veryif you do find a Celine Dion song in your
same reasons why most, actually, all menboyfriend's iPod, then you better start
cannot stand them. A scrapbook as a birthdayasking  questions).
gift for your boyfriend is not likely to get
the same yelp of gratitude as the latest-  Flowers
Nokia cellular phone. Let's face it, a gift
like a scrapbook would only likely gatherWomen are suckers for pretty flowers. When
dust in the corner of his room, a gift that'sthey are given a beautiful bouquet of blooms,
been forgotten and buried deep into thethey gingerly put them in a vase then arrange
recesses  of his mind (harsh, yes, but true).them to maximize and enhance their beauty.
Most men on the other hand, do not know
-  Poemanything about flower arrangements and
probably don't even know a vase. What will
Unless your boyfriend is Bono or one of thosethey  do  with  flowers?
artistic types, then a poem is not the kind
of gift your boyfriend would like to receive.-  Tickets  to  a  ballet  recital
Like a scrapbook, a poem is too sentimental
for the ordinary man. What makes poems evenIf your boyfriend was educated in an
worse is the fact that they convey deepexclusive public school, grew up listening to
feelings and emotions. Plus, men don't likeTchaikovsky and frequented the Met, then,
guessing and figuring out vague messages, andsure, you can give him tickets to a ballet
poems are nothing but unclear, ambiguousrecital. If he's not any of these however,
lines.then tickets to see a ballet recital is not
likely to be a gift that could make his knees
-  Pink  sweatersquake  with  excitement.
"Real men wear pink", they say, but no man inMen are not picky with when it comes to
his right mind will ever really wear a pinkpresents and will be grateful for whatever
sweater (unless he is Carson Kressley). Thisyou give them. Just stay away from these
look may have worked for the preppies of thegifts.
1980s, but today's men would most likely give



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